Jeremy-chan Will Never Be Forgotten

[pattan]

Today I thought that I, Glasses Glassestaro, would share some personal entries from my diary. Girls have diaries, you know. Men have journals have Captain’s logs.

Although I would never be Captain of anything, ah. Captains have to be able to see very far away, and I cannot even see the tape designating which part of my dorm is mine.

“Paahead-sensei has no brain. I wish he'd get a brain. Also, I wish he would stop penalizing people for having better and nicer smelling hair than him.”

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“Flowright-sensei is really nice. But he doesn't seem to understand that Katsura-senpai should get more sparkly, fuzzy kitten stickers on his ESL homework, like Elizabeth-sensei puts. I can't believe he is completely overlooking such an important part of the learning process.”

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“Ah, I really hope Haruko-sensei allows me to spend time with her new hobo. We smell just the same, it is uncanny, uwah.”

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"MY LOVE FOR ZELDA-SENSEI BURNS LIKE THE GLARE OF SUNLIGHT OFF OF MY GLASSES! MY SOUL IS ON FIRE LIKE SO MANY UNFORTUNATE ANTS CAUGHT IN THE MAGNIFIED BEAMS OF MY ENORMOUS LENSES. IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO ONE ELSE CAN!"

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“Kratos-sensei is an asshole. We do not play dodgeball nearly enough. I wish he would paint a target on my head, for fun.”

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“I rigged the election. I hope Faize-senpai doesn't find out.”

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“I don't understand why Sodia-senpai notices me. It is probably because she has an ugly haircut, and is on the same level as a lowly megane like myself. Or maybe it is because, like me, she is also a stalker.”

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“Sodia's roomate, Konata-senpai, should go outside. I think her hair is stupid, too. It's too blue. This is not some silly anime, what kind of color is blue for hair. I will never score any relationship points.”

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“Magnus-kun is much cooler than me. I wish we could be friends. Kendo practice is three times a week, wherever detention is held.”

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“I'm creepy and I have a creepy stalker-crush on Taiwan-chan.  Ah, I hope everyone has fun at prom.  I will have fun with my hug pillow, since I am too much of a pathetic loser to ask Taiwan-senpai.”

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“Katsura-sama deserves 100 kittens at minimum. I wish I were more like Katsura-sama, but I will never be like Katsura-sama, because I am a megane dork.

*sobbu*

*sobbu*

;;o;;”

I hope Everyone enjoyed these readings from my diary.  It's not a journal, as I am not a man or a captain.  I am just a pair of glasses.

Comments

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

...I know that feeling.

I want to study law. Becoming a lawyer is my biggest dream.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

R-Really?

That's amazing!

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah.

You think so?

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

It's nice to meet a kindred spirit.

Yeah! I think you'll make a great lawyer.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Haha, yeah, right? I'm so used to eccentric people. It's a little strange.

...Thank you. I really hope I can do it.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Me too!

I think you can. You're working really hard. I think you deserve it more than anything.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

I appreciate the support.

Is there anything you want to accomplish like that?

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

I just want to help my sister keep our dojo afloat. It's all we have.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

...I see. Hmmm. I hope people become more interested in it, then. It does sound very important to you.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

It's the only thing our stupid, baldy father left us that wasn't a heap of debt.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

...That sounds familiar.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

...You too?

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

My father spends more than he makes.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

...Do you sometimes feel like you're the only responsible one in the whole world?

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Other than Kyouya-senpai...

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

...How about sane?

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

...

Other than Kyouya-senpai...

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

...


I suddenly feel a lot less alone.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

I'm glad. No one should feel alone.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

I've never met anyone in the same situation as me.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

You owe someone money too?

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Well, aside from the debt on the dojo, there isn't much else. It's more like I've never met someone else who's sane and has to deal with insanity all around them.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

... I think my faith in humanity dropped a little.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

I know, right?

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Oh sweet mother in heaven.

Maybe it was a bad idea to pick up this laptop. I knew a free one was too good to be true.