Jeremy-chan Will Never Be Forgotten

[pattan]

Today I thought that I, Glasses Glassestaro, would share some personal entries from my diary. Girls have diaries, you know. Men have journals have Captain’s logs.

Although I would never be Captain of anything, ah. Captains have to be able to see very far away, and I cannot even see the tape designating which part of my dorm is mine.

“Paahead-sensei has no brain. I wish he'd get a brain. Also, I wish he would stop penalizing people for having better and nicer smelling hair than him.”

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“Flowright-sensei is really nice. But he doesn't seem to understand that Katsura-senpai should get more sparkly, fuzzy kitten stickers on his ESL homework, like Elizabeth-sensei puts. I can't believe he is completely overlooking such an important part of the learning process.”

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“Ah, I really hope Haruko-sensei allows me to spend time with her new hobo. We smell just the same, it is uncanny, uwah.”

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"MY LOVE FOR ZELDA-SENSEI BURNS LIKE THE GLARE OF SUNLIGHT OFF OF MY GLASSES! MY SOUL IS ON FIRE LIKE SO MANY UNFORTUNATE ANTS CAUGHT IN THE MAGNIFIED BEAMS OF MY ENORMOUS LENSES. IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO ONE ELSE CAN!"

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“Kratos-sensei is an asshole. We do not play dodgeball nearly enough. I wish he would paint a target on my head, for fun.”

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“I rigged the election. I hope Faize-senpai doesn't find out.”

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“I don't understand why Sodia-senpai notices me. It is probably because she has an ugly haircut, and is on the same level as a lowly megane like myself. Or maybe it is because, like me, she is also a stalker.”

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“Sodia's roomate, Konata-senpai, should go outside. I think her hair is stupid, too. It's too blue. This is not some silly anime, what kind of color is blue for hair. I will never score any relationship points.”

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“Magnus-kun is much cooler than me. I wish we could be friends. Kendo practice is three times a week, wherever detention is held.”

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“I'm creepy and I have a creepy stalker-crush on Taiwan-chan.  Ah, I hope everyone has fun at prom.  I will have fun with my hug pillow, since I am too much of a pathetic loser to ask Taiwan-senpai.”

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“Katsura-sama deserves 100 kittens at minimum. I wish I were more like Katsura-sama, but I will never be like Katsura-sama, because I am a megane dork.

*sobbu*

*sobbu*

;;o;;”

I hope Everyone enjoyed these readings from my diary.  It's not a journal, as I am not a man or a captain.  I am just a pair of glasses.

Comments

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

It must be nice, I guess.

Well...um, I'm the son of a samurai, and my sister and I own dojo.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

I get to eat all kinds of things, so it's worth it.

Really? So you practice the way of the sword? One of my senpai does, as well.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Oh, that must be great! I bet you get all of the best food.

Yeah, I practice my family's style. My sister does too, but she's a lot more threatening with a naginata, if you ask me.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Pretty much, since they're so picky. But I can't tell the difference between expensive meat and normal meat. They both just taste like meat.

That's great! It must give you a lot of discipline, huh?

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Isn't it all just...meat? I don't think I'd be able to tell the difference either.

I'd like to think so, hahaha. I guess it's weird though, our dojo's kind of failing though. Not many people want to be samurai in this day and age. At least where I'm from.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

That's what I say. But no, it's different. Oh well. Not like I'm paying for it.

That's too bad. It can still be a nice hobby to have.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, lucky!

Yeah, I joined the kendo club here too. I'm pretty good, but it's really one of the only things I can do.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

I'd join other clubs if I could, but the Host Club kind of devours all of my time.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Really? Like what?

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Maybe the book club or maybe gardening. Cooking is fun, too.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Those all sound really nice!

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Are you in any clubs?

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Well...um, I'm the class president, and I'm in the kendo club, as well as the president of the...um...



D&D Club.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

D&D club?

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

...



Dungeons & Dragons...

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Oh, the board game?

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

You know it?

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

I haven't played, but I've heard of it. Maybe you could show me sometime.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Sure, I'd love to! It's a lot of fun, especially if you have a good group and you have a lot of imagination!

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Why were you embarrassed by it, then?

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

...It kind of has...well.


It tends to be associated with creepy people.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

If it's something you enjoy, you shouldn't worry about that.

Plus, I doubt it's creepier than the Black Magic Club at my school.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

I have enough problems with people thinking I'm a pair of glasses, I don't need people thinking I'm creepy when they finally realize I'm a person.

...Black Magic Club?

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't think you're creepy.

... Yeah. It's. A bunch of students who practice curses and black magic.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Th-Thanks, Fujioka-san. I'm glad.

That...is really creepy.