Jeremy-chan Will Never Be Forgotten

[pattan]

Today I thought that I, Glasses Glassestaro, would share some personal entries from my diary. Girls have diaries, you know. Men have journals have Captain’s logs.

Although I would never be Captain of anything, ah. Captains have to be able to see very far away, and I cannot even see the tape designating which part of my dorm is mine.

“Paahead-sensei has no brain. I wish he'd get a brain. Also, I wish he would stop penalizing people for having better and nicer smelling hair than him.”

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“Flowright-sensei is really nice. But he doesn't seem to understand that Katsura-senpai should get more sparkly, fuzzy kitten stickers on his ESL homework, like Elizabeth-sensei puts. I can't believe he is completely overlooking such an important part of the learning process.”

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“Ah, I really hope Haruko-sensei allows me to spend time with her new hobo. We smell just the same, it is uncanny, uwah.”

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"MY LOVE FOR ZELDA-SENSEI BURNS LIKE THE GLARE OF SUNLIGHT OFF OF MY GLASSES! MY SOUL IS ON FIRE LIKE SO MANY UNFORTUNATE ANTS CAUGHT IN THE MAGNIFIED BEAMS OF MY ENORMOUS LENSES. IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO ONE ELSE CAN!"

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“Kratos-sensei is an asshole. We do not play dodgeball nearly enough. I wish he would paint a target on my head, for fun.”

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“I rigged the election. I hope Faize-senpai doesn't find out.”

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“I don't understand why Sodia-senpai notices me. It is probably because she has an ugly haircut, and is on the same level as a lowly megane like myself. Or maybe it is because, like me, she is also a stalker.”

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“Sodia's roomate, Konata-senpai, should go outside. I think her hair is stupid, too. It's too blue. This is not some silly anime, what kind of color is blue for hair. I will never score any relationship points.”

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“Magnus-kun is much cooler than me. I wish we could be friends. Kendo practice is three times a week, wherever detention is held.”

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“I'm creepy and I have a creepy stalker-crush on Taiwan-chan.  Ah, I hope everyone has fun at prom.  I will have fun with my hug pillow, since I am too much of a pathetic loser to ask Taiwan-senpai.”

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“Katsura-sama deserves 100 kittens at minimum. I wish I were more like Katsura-sama, but I will never be like Katsura-sama, because I am a megane dork.

*sobbu*

*sobbu*

;;o;;”

I hope Everyone enjoyed these readings from my diary.  It's not a journal, as I am not a man or a captain.  I am just a pair of glasses.

Comments

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

A-Are you sure? I didn't mean...I-I didn't know.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Of course you didn't! It's okay - she was a very happy person.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

...I'm glad. That she was happy, I mean.

She sounds like she was really great.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Mmhmm! She taught me a lot of the things I know, like cooking and math.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Wow, really?

That sounds nice. I never really got the chance to know my mother.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Really? I'm sorry.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

It's okay. I've always had my big sister. She's always looked after me.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

That's good. I don't have any siblings.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Really? So it was just you and your father?

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

When he's not working, yeah. But he usually spends the night at the bar for overtime.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Oh, he works at a bar? That must be interesting.

It...doesn't get lonely though?

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he does. Um... well. He likes it.

Not really. I'm usually studying or doing something, so I don't really think about it.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

That's good though!

Just studying? What do you do for fun?

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it is.

Well, I have to study to stay at the top of my class. I'm in on a scholarship. For fun.... Uh. Not too sure if I consider this fun, but...I work as a host in a host club.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

You're at the top of your class? That's amazing!

A-A host club? Really?

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It's a lot of work, but it's worth it.

Yeah! It's...interesting to say the least.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

A lot of people I know could benefit from following your example.

You didn't strike me as someone who would be a part of one though, if you don't mind my saying.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

You think?

...Hahaha. That's.... yeah. I owe the club a massive debt...so I'm working for them to pay it off.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I know a lot of lazy people.

A debt?

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Oh, so do I.

...Yeah. 8000000 yen.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

8000000 YEN?!?!

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

8000000 yen.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

.... One day I was looking for a quiet place to study, and I came across the host club.

And accidentally broke their 8000000 yen vase.

So now I have to pay them back.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

THAT'S HORRIBLE!