Jeremy-chan Will Never Be Forgotten

[pattan]

Today I thought that I, Glasses Glassestaro, would share some personal entries from my diary. Girls have diaries, you know. Men have journals have Captain’s logs.

Although I would never be Captain of anything, ah. Captains have to be able to see very far away, and I cannot even see the tape designating which part of my dorm is mine.

“Paahead-sensei has no brain. I wish he'd get a brain. Also, I wish he would stop penalizing people for having better and nicer smelling hair than him.”

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“Flowright-sensei is really nice. But he doesn't seem to understand that Katsura-senpai should get more sparkly, fuzzy kitten stickers on his ESL homework, like Elizabeth-sensei puts. I can't believe he is completely overlooking such an important part of the learning process.”

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“Ah, I really hope Haruko-sensei allows me to spend time with her new hobo. We smell just the same, it is uncanny, uwah.”

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"MY LOVE FOR ZELDA-SENSEI BURNS LIKE THE GLARE OF SUNLIGHT OFF OF MY GLASSES! MY SOUL IS ON FIRE LIKE SO MANY UNFORTUNATE ANTS CAUGHT IN THE MAGNIFIED BEAMS OF MY ENORMOUS LENSES. IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO ONE ELSE CAN!"

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“Kratos-sensei is an asshole. We do not play dodgeball nearly enough. I wish he would paint a target on my head, for fun.”

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“I rigged the election. I hope Faize-senpai doesn't find out.”

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“I don't understand why Sodia-senpai notices me. It is probably because she has an ugly haircut, and is on the same level as a lowly megane like myself. Or maybe it is because, like me, she is also a stalker.”

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“Sodia's roomate, Konata-senpai, should go outside. I think her hair is stupid, too. It's too blue. This is not some silly anime, what kind of color is blue for hair. I will never score any relationship points.”

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“Magnus-kun is much cooler than me. I wish we could be friends. Kendo practice is three times a week, wherever detention is held.”

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“I'm creepy and I have a creepy stalker-crush on Taiwan-chan.  Ah, I hope everyone has fun at prom.  I will have fun with my hug pillow, since I am too much of a pathetic loser to ask Taiwan-senpai.”

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“Katsura-sama deserves 100 kittens at minimum. I wish I were more like Katsura-sama, but I will never be like Katsura-sama, because I am a megane dork.

*sobbu*

*sobbu*

;;o;;”

I hope Everyone enjoyed these readings from my diary.  It's not a journal, as I am not a man or a captain.  I am just a pair of glasses.

Comments

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

I'd be surprised if you weren't, actually, if that's what your whole life has been like.

Well, you don't seem too bad, at least.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

More or less. But I manage.

You seem really nice too, Fujioka-san.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Could you tell me a little about this place?

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

The school? Or do you mean this community?

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

The community. I think I might be in the wrong place, to be honest. I attend Ouran Highschool.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Ouran? I've never heard of that.

Well, the community is made up mostly of the students and teachers of this school. With some other random people thrown in. It never made much sense to me.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Really? I guess it isn't as famous as everyone thought.

Oh, so there are other people? That's good. I felt a little out of place.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Then again, we're kind of out in the middle of nowhere. We probably don't hear about much of anything.

Oh there's lots of other people. You'll make lots of friends in no time. I can tell.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

In the...middle of nowhere? Why would a school be in such a place?

Really? That's nice of you to say.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

...I never really thought about it actually. All I know is that I'm in my second year here...

Well, you're nice. And it's rare that I meet someone normal and sane.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

I guess they have a reason for that. Maybe the property was cheap.

Is it that rare?

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

It's possible.

My roommate is a man who writes entire coherent thesis papers on Ladies Four for an Economics course.

He set all of my things and my bed on fire the third day here.

He thinks algebra is a law.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

...Another eccentric person, ah?

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

You have no idea.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

I bet I'll get one soon, though!

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I'll apologize in advance then. But...it's still not so bad.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Well, I like to think that everything has a silver lining. Somehow.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

That's a good outlook to have!

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

My mother had a similar outlook. I think it's better than being pessimistic.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Your mother must be a really happy person.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

She was.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

...

O-Oh. OH!


I-I'm sorry, Fujioka-san!

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

What-? Oh, don't worry about it!

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

A-Are you sure? I didn't mean...I-I didn't know.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Of course you didn't! It's okay - she was a very happy person.