Jeremy-chan Will Never Be Forgotten

[pattan]

Today I thought that I, Glasses Glassestaro, would share some personal entries from my diary. Girls have diaries, you know. Men have journals have Captain’s logs.

Although I would never be Captain of anything, ah. Captains have to be able to see very far away, and I cannot even see the tape designating which part of my dorm is mine.

“Paahead-sensei has no brain. I wish he'd get a brain. Also, I wish he would stop penalizing people for having better and nicer smelling hair than him.”

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“Flowright-sensei is really nice. But he doesn't seem to understand that Katsura-senpai should get more sparkly, fuzzy kitten stickers on his ESL homework, like Elizabeth-sensei puts. I can't believe he is completely overlooking such an important part of the learning process.”

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“Ah, I really hope Haruko-sensei allows me to spend time with her new hobo. We smell just the same, it is uncanny, uwah.”

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"MY LOVE FOR ZELDA-SENSEI BURNS LIKE THE GLARE OF SUNLIGHT OFF OF MY GLASSES! MY SOUL IS ON FIRE LIKE SO MANY UNFORTUNATE ANTS CAUGHT IN THE MAGNIFIED BEAMS OF MY ENORMOUS LENSES. IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NO ONE ELSE CAN!"

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“Kratos-sensei is an asshole. We do not play dodgeball nearly enough. I wish he would paint a target on my head, for fun.”

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“I rigged the election. I hope Faize-senpai doesn't find out.”

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“I don't understand why Sodia-senpai notices me. It is probably because she has an ugly haircut, and is on the same level as a lowly megane like myself. Or maybe it is because, like me, she is also a stalker.”

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“Sodia's roomate, Konata-senpai, should go outside. I think her hair is stupid, too. It's too blue. This is not some silly anime, what kind of color is blue for hair. I will never score any relationship points.”

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“Magnus-kun is much cooler than me. I wish we could be friends. Kendo practice is three times a week, wherever detention is held.”

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“I'm creepy and I have a creepy stalker-crush on Taiwan-chan.  Ah, I hope everyone has fun at prom.  I will have fun with my hug pillow, since I am too much of a pathetic loser to ask Taiwan-senpai.”

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“Katsura-sama deserves 100 kittens at minimum. I wish I were more like Katsura-sama, but I will never be like Katsura-sama, because I am a megane dork.

*sobbu*

*sobbu*

;;o;;”

I hope Everyone enjoyed these readings from my diary.  It's not a journal, as I am not a man or a captain.  I am just a pair of glasses.

Comments

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

A-Are you new here?

I'm Shimura Shinpachi.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am. Is it that obvious?

Nice to meet you.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

Well, I haven't seen you before.

Nice to meet you too!

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

Oh, well. I kind of blend in with the furniture sometimes.

You can't find a way to get rid of this post? It's probably giving a lot of people the wrong idea.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

You too? Everyone thinks I'm just a pair of glasses!

I would...but Katsura-senpai changed the password on me. I can't figure it out.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

What? ...That's ridiculous. You're clearly a person. Though I was judged a lot because of my glasses before I got contacts.

Well, as long as people know it was a hacker, it should be okay.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

You...went through the same thing? R-Really?

...You have no idea what people here are like, do you.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

They didn't like me as a Megane type, and Kyouya-senpai was that already, so they gave me contacts. But yeah, kind of. You probably have it worse than I ever did.

Do I ...want to know?

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

I'm only ever seen as a Megane-type. But...not in the good way. People think I'm just a lost pair of glasses and try to bring me to the lost and found.

I'm pretty much the only sane person here.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

At least they don't try to step on you? But I can see how that'd be annoying.

Well. That's promising.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

...Actually.

It's not so bad...

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

... Oh.

I guess I'll have to wait and see, right? There are the up sides and down sides to everything.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

That's pretty much what it's been like for me my entire life. I guess I'm used to it.

Well...I guess so. I've met some really nice people here. I hope you do too!

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

It was not a hacker, it was Elizabeth-sensei.

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

So she's the hacker.

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

No, she's the cheerleading captain.

Ah... are you a transfer student?

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

I don't see the relation.

Transfer student? No, I go to Ouran Highschool. So this is actually a school forumn?

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

She does not wear goggles and mesh shirts.

Ouran? Is that shoujo?

[traponreverse.livejournal.com]

I don't think hackers always wear that kind of thing.

No, it's a school filled with bored rich kids.

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

Well, not on Casual Fridays, no.

I see. Do you enjoy it there?

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

WHAT?!

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

...Ah.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

I COULD HAVE HER FIRED FOR THIS!

[shutupsensei.livejournal.com]

For what.

[gotonly8votes.livejournal.com]

FOR HACKING INTO A STUDENT'S JOURNAL!